‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The whole KA crew were gathered cozily there
Reading through the latest released issue with care;
Then they all felt drowsy and got ready for bed,
While visions of penises danced in their heads; Read more
While we have had a plethora (read: three) of female contributors in our time, Knight’s Atari has been subject to some scrutiny in the past on the matter of our “female-friendliness”.
With this in mind, today’s article is written by a new columnist who identifies as a cis, straight, under-weight, third-wave feminist who reviles the patriarchy but still likes the D.
How to avoid the shift1
Whether you’ve got a handsome beau waiting for you at home, are saving your lips for marriage, or just aren’t keen on contracting any of the numerous respiratory infections that are spread through saliva, the situation may arise at some stage during your years of courtship that you may not actually be up for the shift on a night out.
Fear not, for Knight’s Atari are here to share a few nuggets of wisdom we’ve gained from many years of not getting some. Read more
Happy Halloween everybody!
You know that we here at Knight’s Atari can appreciate a good toilet. But did you know that one third of the world population still doesn’t have access to a clean and safe toilet and one thousand children die every year due to poor sanitation?
You can find out about World Toilet Day here and here.
We’ve been quiet here for a while but THAT IS ALL ABOUT TO CHANGE… slightly… maybe. Here are some quick doodles to keep you going.
Parents concerned at the decline of moral standards and the aggressive escalation in questionable marketing aimed at teens have spoken out against the malign influence of overused and overly explicit sexual imagery and content in today’s popular culture. Consequently, these concerned parents (who have formed the pressure group “Parents Against Pornification” or P.A.P. ) have decided to draw a line in the sand and have publicly called on the Minister for Arts to change the name of several classic novels which they see as a prime example of this tidal wave of sleaze, in order to raise public consciousness and begin discourse about this vitally important topic. Read more
This week, in a Knight’s Atari exclusive, our foreign affairs correspondent comes to us from Asia with an account of some current and important cultural issues.
With the launch of the KA website I have heard clamouring for coverage of wider social issues from malcontents unhappy with the limited scope of the newsletter. To appease these unwashed masses who are our readership, I have prepared the following series of reviews: Read more